Paternity Tests in 30 minutes or it's free
Heh. I read this on someone else's blog and stole it.
This paternity testing lab is trying to mainstream paternity tests. Want your paternity test results in 3 days? They'll give it to you, or it's free.
Reminds me a little too much of Domino's infamous 30 minutes or it's free pizza deal . Who knew that paternity testing was so mainstream that they'd start offering something like this?
FIRST DNA TESTING LAB TO PROMISE FAST RESULTS WITH A MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE
With the demand for paternity testing on the rise, more than one million people each year will now be able to benefit from a new guarantee that promises fast, accurate paternity test results with a money-back guarantee. IDENTIGENE, an industry leader in DNA identification testing, announced today the launch of a new service guarantee that promises clients will receive their paternity test results in three days, or the test is free. IDENTIGENE is the first and only DNA testing lab to offer clients a money-back guarantee on the speed of their paternity tests.
I'm amused. Is that so wrong?